In Dating Rules From My Future Self Season 2
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Dating Rule #83 Have a life before you have a relationship.Dating Rule #82 If he makes a big deal about your number, lose his.Dating Rule #81 History repeats. So do herpes outbreaks.Dating Rule #80 Anyone who judges your past doesn't deserve a spot in your future.Dating Rule #79 Maintain an air of mystery. Pee with the door closed.Dating Rule #78 If he won't even open the automatic door for you, change your locks.Dating Rule #77 Rubbing things together won't always create a spark.Dating Rule #76 Want to piss him off? Text him "LOL."Dating Rule #75 If he calls you his bitch, act like one.Dating Rule #74 If he messes with your head, don't mess up his bed.Dating Rule #73 Just because he makes you weak in the knees doesn't mean you need to be on them!Dating Rule #72 Cheaters never win, but their pharmacies do.Dating Rule #71 If he gives you a bad feeling in your gut, chances are he'll give them to you everywhere else.Dating Rule #70 A man will only treat you as well as you treat yourself.Dating Rule #69 Flaunt what you've got while it's still in the right place.Dating Rule #68 The only guys who have to brag about their sex life usually don't have one.Dating Rule #67 You won't find what you're looking for in his email account, and if you do, you should have ended it already.Dating Rule #66 He can fake interest in your cats as well as you can fake orgasms.Dating Rule #65 Roses are red, violets are blue. If he write a poem, it doesn't mean he gets to bang you.Dating Rule #64 If he says all of his exes are psycho, what does that make you for dating him?Dating Rule #63 Relationships are like light bulbs. Too much on-and-off and they burn out and leave you in the dark.Dating Rule #62 You can't buy love, but you can buy jeans that make your ass look great.Dating Rule #61 Unless he's taking you on a trip, leave your baggage behind.Dating Rule #60 When he's too busy to hang, texting him every 45 seconds won't free up any of his time.Dating Rule #59 If he leaves you guessing, the answer is no.Dating Rule #58 Don't hate the player. Just don't date him.Dating Rule #57 Actresses make bank because pretending to be someone you're not is exhausting.Dating Rule #56 If he only calls you pet names, it may be because it's easier than remembering your real one.Dating Rules #55 Men are like parking spaces. If you find a good one, check for signs just in case.Dating Rule #54 If he hates hearing about your period, he should stop blaming all of your bad moods on it.Dating Rule #53 When a guy tells you to lose weight, lose him.Dating Rule #52 If you don't cry when he doesn't notice you gained weight, don't pout when he doesn't notice your haircut.Dating Rule #51 Just because his ego is big doesn't mean everything is.Dating Rule #50 The only people who should chase bad boys are cops.Dating Rule #49 Sparks are good. Arson is not.Dating Rule #48 A guy who can't give you enough of his time doesn't deserve yours.Dating Rule #47 Writing a passive-aggressive status update about your ex validates his reason to dump you.Dating Rule #46 If you wouldn't get pissed at him for showering, sleeping, driving, peeing, or having a job, don't get pissed if he doesn't text back immediately.Dating Rule #45 Being scared of commitment means he needs to be committed. Dating Rule #44 Memorizing everything on his Facebook wall won't make him memorize your number.Dating Rule #43 Love shouldn't hurt (unless you're both into that sort of thing).Dating Rule #42 A guy who'd rather play video games than have sex with you probably isn't ready to take a relationship to the next level.Dating Rule #41 A man doesn't determine your worth. The size of his wallet doesn't determine his, either.Dating Rule #40 If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you.Dating Rule #39 It you fish for compliments, you might just get a boot.Dating Rule #38 Any guy who reads "The Game" should only be playing it with himself.Dating Rule #37 A guy who hates your dog probably is one.Dating Rule #36 It's not bad to kiss and tell, but only from the neck up.Dating Rule #35 When a guy says he's in an open relationship, make sure his girlfriend is in one too.Dating Rule #34 Men aren't mind readers. The only ESP they have is followed by N.Dating Rule #33 If you're too hard to get, he'll get something else.Dating Rule #32 If men didn't like a challenge, video games and jet fans wouldn't exist.Dating Rule #31 Making him wait to go out is annoying. Making him wait to put out is rewarding.Dating Rule #30 If he doesn't want to be called creepy, he shouldn't have grown that mustache.Dating Rule #29 His attitude towards makeup should be the same as his attitude towards your clothes. Less is always more.Dating Rule #28 If he wouldn't want someone to say it to his sister, he better not say it to you.Dating Rule #27 Bad sex is much easier to remedy than a bad attitude.Dating Rule #26 The most titillating part of nude pics is the potential for extortion. Dating Rule #25 Love the one you're with, unless he's an asshole.Dating Rule #24 If you meet him in a bar, chances are all you have in common is liver damage.Dating Rule #23 If you're late for a date you'll annoy him. If you're late after a date, you'll terrify him.Dating Rule #22 Ordering a pizza doesn't make it a date.Dating Rule #21 If you wouldn't let him see you without makeup, don't let him see you without clothes.Dating Rule #20 Douchebags exist because you keep having sex with them.Dating Rule #19 If you're trying to figure out how to keep the upper hand, you've already lost it.Dating Rule #18 If you're meeting his friends for the first time and they ask you if you dyed your hair, you are not his girlfriend.Dating Rule #17 Don't call out of work for a guy who won't put any in.Dating Rule #16 It's really only a walk of shame if he's unattractive.Dating Rule #15 If a guy engages in locker room talk, chances are he still belongs on JV.Dating Rule #14 If he talks over you, don't lay under him.Dating Rule #13 If you can't tie him down, don't tie him up.Dating Rule #12 You don't feel obligated to put out when you treat yourself to dinner and a movie, so don't do it just because he does.Dating Rule #11 If he calls you ma, mama, mami, or any other matriarchal derivative, make sure it's not because he has an Oedipus complex.Dating Rule #10 Marrying the first guy you date is like refusing to try more than one thing at an all-you-can-eat buffet.Dating Rule #9 If all of his cousins you run into are girls, they're probably not his cousins.Dating Rule #8 It's okay to have weird fetishes, like ones for guys with jobs.Dating Rule #7 If your dad wouldn't like him right now, chances are your better judgement won't like him in the morning.Dating Rule #6 If he says he doesn't believe in titles, tell him you don't believe in premarital sex.Dating Rule #5 If he seems too good to be true, make sure he gets tested.Dating Rules #4 If he pokes you on Facebook, don't let him poke you anywhere else.Dating Rule #3 Chances are if a knight actually fights for anything, his armor isn't shiny.Dating Rule #2 If you wouldn't introduce him to your best friend, you shouldn't introduce him to your lady bits.Dating Rule #1 If you wouldn't settle for the first price listed for a car, why would you settle for the first guy to call you?
