, Candice Accola’s character Chloe Cunningham is able to get dating advice from her older, wiser, future self. Since we’re not all lucky enough to have that technology (yet!), we’ve got the next best thing: Dating Rules … from a writer Dating Rules From My Future Self Season 2
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Dating Rule #83Have a life before you have a relationship. Dating Rule #82If he makes a big deal about your number, lose his. Dating Rule #81History repeats. So do herpes outbreaks. Dating Rule #80Anyone who judges your past doesn't deserve a spot in your future. Dating Rule #79Maintain an air of mystery. Pee with the door closed. Dating Rule #78If he won't even open the automatic door for you, change your locks. Dating Rule #77Rubbing things together won't always create a spark. Dating Rule #76Want to piss him off? Text him "LOL." Dating Rule #75If he calls you his bitch, act like one. Dating Rule #74If he messes with your head, don't mess up his bed. Dating Rule #73Just because he makes you weak in the knees doesn't mean you need to be on them! Dating Rule #72Cheaters never win, but their pharmacies do. Dating Rule #71If he gives you a bad feeling in your gut, chances are he'll give them to you everywhere else. Dating Rule #70A man will only treat you as well as you treat yourself. Dating Rule #69Flaunt what you've got while it's still in the right place. Dating Rule #68The only guys who have to brag about their sex life usually don't have one. Dating Rule #67You won't find what you're looking for in his email account, and if you do, you should have ended it already. Dating Rule #66He can fake interest in your cats as well as you can fake orgasms. Dating Rule #65Roses are red, violets are blue. If he write a poem, it doesn't mean he gets to bang you. Dating Rule #64If he says all of his exes are psycho, what does that make you for dating him? Dating Rule #63Relationships are like light bulbs. Too much on-and-off and they burn out and leave you in the dark. Dating Rule #62You can't buy love, but you can buy jeans that make your ass look great. Dating Rule #61Unless he's taking you on a trip, leave your baggage behind. Dating Rule #60When he's too busy to hang, texting him every 45 seconds won't free up any of his time. Dating Rule #59If he leaves you guessing, the answer is no. Dating Rule #58Don't hate the player. Just don't date him. Dating Rule #57Actresses make bank because pretending to be someone you're not is exhausting. Dating Rule #56If he only calls you pet names, it may be because it's easier than remembering your real one. Dating Rules #55Men are like parking spaces. If you find a good one, check for signs just in case. Dating Rule #54If he hates hearing about your period, he should stop blaming all of your bad moods on it. Dating Rule #53When a guy tells you to lose weight, lose him. Dating Rule #52If you don't cry when he doesn't notice you gained weight, don't pout when he doesn't notice your haircut. Dating Rule #51Just because his ego is big doesn't mean everything is. Dating Rule #50The only people who should chase bad boys are cops. Dating Rule #49Sparks are good. Arson is not. Dating Rule #48A guy who can't give you enough of his time doesn't deserve yours. Dating Rule #47Writing a passive-aggressive status update about your ex validates his reason to dump you. Dating Rule #46If you wouldn't get pissed at him for showering, sleeping, driving, peeing, or having a job, don't get pissed if he doesn't text back immediately. Dating Rule #45Being scared of commitment means he needs to be committed. Dating Rule #44Memorizing everything on his Facebook wall won't make him memorize your number. Dating Rule #43Love shouldn't hurt (unless you're both into that sort of thing). Dating Rule #42A guy who'd rather play video games than have sex with you probably isn't ready to take a relationship to the next level. Dating Rule #41A man doesn't determine your worth. The size of his wallet doesn't determine his, either. Dating Rule #40If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you. Dating Rule #39It you fish for compliments, you might just get a boot. Dating Rule #38Any guy who reads "The Game" should only be playing it with himself. Dating Rule #37A guy who hates your dog probably is one. Dating Rule #36It's not bad to kiss and tell, but only from the neck up. Dating Rule #35When a guy says he's in an open relationship, make sure his girlfriend is in one too. Dating Rule #34Men aren't mind readers. The only ESP they have is followed by N. Dating Rule #33If you're too hard to get, he'll get something else. Dating Rule #32If men didn't like a challenge, video games and jet fans wouldn't exist. Dating Rule #31Making him wait to go out is annoying. Making him wait to put out is rewarding. Dating Rule #30If he doesn't want to be called creepy, he shouldn't have grown that mustache. Dating Rule #29His attitude towards makeup should be the same as his attitude towards your clothes. Less is always more. Dating Rule #28If he wouldn't want someone to say it to his sister, he better not say it to you. Dating Rule #27Bad sex is much easier to remedy than a bad attitude. Dating Rule #26The most titillating part of nude pics is the potential for extortion. Dating Rule #25Love the one you're with, unless he's an asshole. Dating Rule #24If you meet him in a bar, chances are all you have in common is liver damage. Dating Rule #23If you're late for a date you'll annoy him. If you're late after a date, you'll terrify him. Dating Rule #22Ordering a pizza doesn't make it a date. Dating Rule #21If you wouldn't let him see you without makeup, don't let him see you without clothes. Dating Rule #20Douchebags exist because you keep having sex with them. Dating Rule #19If you're trying to figure out how to keep the upper hand, you've already lost it. Dating Rule #18If you're meeting his friends for the first time and they ask you if you dyed your hair, you are not his girlfriend. Dating Rule #17Don't call out of work for a guy who won't put any in. Dating Rule #16It's really only a walk of shame if he's unattractive. Dating Rule #15If a guy engages in locker room talk, chances are he still belongs on JV. Dating Rule #14If he talks over you, don't lay under him. Dating Rule #13If you can't tie him down, don't tie him up. Dating Rule #12You don't feel obligated to put out when you treat yourself to dinner and a movie, so don't do it just because he does. Dating Rule #11If he calls you ma, mama, mami, or any other matriarchal derivative, make sure it's not because he has an Oedipus complex. Dating Rule #10Marrying the first guy you date is like refusing to try more than one thing at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Dating Rule #9If all of his cousins you run into are girls, they're probably not his cousins. Dating Rule #8It's okay to have weird fetishes, like ones for guys with jobs. Dating Rule #7If your dad wouldn't like him right now, chances are your better judgement won't like him in the morning. Dating Rule #6If he says he doesn't believe in titles, tell him you don't believe in premarital sex. Dating Rule #5If he seems too good to be true, make sure he gets tested. Dating Rules #4If he pokes you on Facebook, don't let him poke you anywhere else. Dating Rule #3Chances are if a knight actually fights for anything, his armor isn't shiny. Dating Rule #2If you wouldn't introduce him to your best friend, you shouldn't introduce him to your lady bits. Dating Rule #1If you wouldn't settle for the first price listed for a car, why would you settle for the first guy to call you?